Chorley will be hoping that they get to repeat their traditional sing-song of the 2011 ballad this Friday, when the fourth round of the FA Cup unfolds. This time, though, they take on much more imperious opposition in the shape of Wolverhampton Wanderers from the Premier League. Win that, and Adele will have no option but to join them for a live rendition. If she needs to keep a safe distance, there’s a crane nearby that will work perfectly.

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