How An Illustwriter Got Through Quarantine

How An Illustwriter Got Through Quarantine

Kate Mooney

Talking Felicity, cooking and CBD with Hallie Bateman

Illustwriter Hallie Bateman makes comics about creativity, anxiety, and...well, how would you categorize an “essential” guide to summer fruit featuring a depressed blueberry listening to Elliott Smith? You may have read her work in The Awl, The New Yorker, or in the newly-released Notes from the Bathroom Line, an anthology of art and essays from women in comedy, for which Bateman contributed a comic ode to made-up childhood games (“the weird ways we invent to pass time when we’re kids before we’re jaded by the world,” as she describes it). The 31-year-old is also the author of three books; her latest, Directions, (Workman Publishing, 3/30) compiles advice, aphorisms and inspiration inked on scraps of construction paper, a project that began one random afternoon Bateman spent hanging out with her brother and making art for fun.

The result includes gentle affirmations like “Little by little, become yourself,” straight-up guidance “Take the vaccine. Do not mistake politics for science” and low-stakes suggestions, “Write a fan letter to your favorite restaurant” which Bateman spent a year or so coaxing out in a zen-like process that could be described as a creative abdication of control.

“I would get the lighting in my studio right, turn on music, smoke some weed, allow myself to let my guard down by lulling myself into a place where I could let my subconscious speak,” she says. “I would show up at the desk with this blank stack of paper and have no idea what was going to come out at any given time.”

The LA resident is somewhat of a quarantine pro, having spent the majority of her career freelancing remotely (she even wrote a Daily Shouts, Working From Home: Orientation Day, to serve as a tongue-in-cheek guide for newbies). I called up Bateman to hear all the ways she’s coping, from having an art practice that serves as ”an island of safety where I can go and sort things out when I feel anxious or absolutely terrified,” a flip phone for the occasional social media sanity break and Felicity the show when she wants to feel pure joy.

Did you pick up any new hobbies during quarantine?

Painting on fabric! I discovered a fabric paint called Dye-Na-Flow. It was really fun to suddenly discover, Oh, I can paint on shirts. I made a bunch of shirts for Christmas presents and painted on fabric that my friend made into pillows.

I read Anne Helen Peterson’s book on millennial burnout. She was talking about how every hobby, if you do something cute or you get into cross-stitching, the go-to compliment is “Ooh, you should sell that.” That really struck a chord with me. Because A: I do that, I compliment people by saying they should do that as a job, and B: I do that for myself. The fabric stuff was a fun thing that I was just doing for myself. And I did end up selling some of the pillows! But, I was also like, I’m only doing what I want with this, it’s mostly for me.

What is your preferred workout-from-home?

My main form of exercise is walking. I walk a lot around my neighborhood and go for hikes and I occasionally do pilates on an online platform called Glo. I wrote recently on Instagram about overcoming an eating disorder and part of my eating disorder was exercise addiction. So I am still figuring out how to exercise in a way that’s not based in body goals. I walk, I do pilates, and I play tennis with friends and my husband. There are tons of tennis courts in LA and I was a tennis player in high school so that’s the sport that I like.

Is there an organization or cause you’re supporting right now that deserves more attention?